I survived the bitter blast.

And now I believe we're on to the, I don't know,

Blue Mountain Freeze.

Are these coffee flavors?

Yeah, what are we talking about?

This is the names that the local weather station that plays in my coffee shop that I see many mornings,

gives to weather for the week.

So this past week, it was cold.

It got very cold.

It is January.

That happens.

That was apparently the bitter blast.

Like, were weather events as heavily branded in the past as they are now?

I don't know, but now that you've opened this can of worms, buckle up because I have

thoughts about weather right now.

So, if to recap, and I've been through this many times, Virginia or Richmond, anyway, I shouldn't

generalize to Virginia. Richmond, if we get like three inches of snow in a, you know, day or so,

the kids will be out of school for probably a day, right? So if they know that three inches is due on a Tuesday, they'll be out that Tuesday.

Six plus inches of snow, you're looking at multiple days off of school, generally speaking, like anywhere between two and five days off of school, right?

As I sit here now on Wednesday evening, it is, we are slated for three inches of snow on Saturday, which is, you know, manageable for us, but a little aggressive.

On Sunday, we're due for 24 inches.

In total, that is 30 inches of snow, which I don't even know that's, I think it's like three quarters of a meter or something like that.

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