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🗓️ 14 September 2022
⏱️ 113 minutes
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0:00.0 | Well, I tell you, that cookie really stuck with him. |
0:02.4 | That's kind of crazy. |
0:03.9 | It is, yeah. |
0:04.4 | I think that the shit women have left me over. |
0:06.0 | And I'm like, he cheated on you with 900 women |
0:08.2 | and came back with HIV. |
0:09.7 | And he was like, I'm gonna tough it out. |
0:11.1 | We're gonna work this out. |
0:12.3 | Yeah. |
0:12.8 | I've been with him like, are you a bad listener and leave me? |
0:15.1 | And I'm like, that seems unfair. |
0:17.7 | In comparison to what magic did. |
0:20.6 | Welcome. |
0:22.1 | Welcome to your mom's house. |
0:24.1 | Shhh. |
0:31.1 | Sautva mattress company. |
0:34.0 | I love Sautva. |
0:35.2 | I sleep on a solar every night. |
0:38.0 | I love it because the bed vibrates. |
0:40.0 | It goes up. |
0:40.7 | It goes down. |
0:41.5 | It lights up so that you can get up and go take a piss |
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