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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

672 - Ari Shaffir - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2022

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

It's another week of Your Mom's House and Tom Segura and Christina P contemplate opening a McDonald's franchise to bring things full circle. We open on a super cool guy at a community town hall, Christina wonders if Tom or the staff ever tasted themselves, and we talk about how much fun YMH Live 8 was. Then the mommies reveal they took the entire staff to Cabo San Lucas after the live show and how Chris Larson absolutely TURNT up, their sweat lodge Temazcal experience, and we get a much needed dental update from the main mommies. Then, we welcome back comedian and podcaster, Ari Shaffir! They discuss the return of Sober October with Bert Kreischer and Joe Rogan, the coolest bespoke tailor in Hong Kong, and a YMH Exclusive about an accident Garth Brooks had on his private jet. We run through some Horrible or Hilarious clips, a new hygiene trick to use in the bathroom, and take a look at some TikToks.

Transcript

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0:00.0

A new Samsung video would be done without a look at our customers.

0:05.1

Gorgeous ass can be zoom in on that ass.

0:08.4

Harry.

0:11.4

So again they can't hear you.

0:13.2

Yes I am.

0:14.3

I am very happy with this.

0:17.7

I was like it's why I made just gotta get weird to catch this.

0:20.8

This is just a good ass.

0:22.4

So what's coming?

0:52.9

McDonald's.

0:53.5

Cheeseburgers.

0:54.1

McDonald's.

0:54.9

Lay a patient.

0:55.7

It's so good.

0:56.4

It's so good.

0:57.0

Thanks McDonald's.

0:57.7

Thank you McDonald's.

0:59.0

Is it happy meal for a boy or a girl?

1:00.8

Yeah what's up with that?

1:01.9

I want you to pick your own pro now.

1:03.1

And the nuggets?

1:03.9

I love the nuggets.

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