I'm Neil de Gras Tyson.

Hey I'm Adam Carolla.

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Not only listening, I'm the guest.

I'm of Penn and Teller, and I am the fourth listener.

And I am the fourth listener.

And that must make me at least the fourth listener.

To keep our three listeners coming back we must be doing something right and if you're

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And we're gonna sue David Smalley for slander. The world divided. It's time to resurrect nuance and remember the importance of conversation.

He's an actor. He's a comedian and he'll make you think.

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Once again, you know it's not David C. Smalley, obviously, because it's a nasally annoying voice and not his deep-rich

amber tones. That's right, David, I gave you a compliment. This time, perhaps we'll squeeze in an insult or two in the show, but

yeah, Michael Regilio here. This episode, I bring you you yet another comedian from the LA scene.

You guys remember French accent from a few weeks back.

This time we've got Joe Bando.

Now Joe Bando, if I know one thing about Joe Bando

is he don't give an F what you think about him.

Joe Bando speaks his truth, he speaks it loud and proud and he doesn't care.

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