can we talk something else? can we talk about something else?

hello out there

and unsettling noise in your home during the day is nothing too troubling

right? a shift in the walls, the creek of a floorboard

primally, he'll barely respond to it

ears won't perk, hair won't raise, but hole won't pucker

up you get when the back door opens unexpectedly just after breakfast

who is it? no real alarm, sun is up your guard is down

there's no such thing as ghosts in the daytime

no psycho from the woods creeping up to the porch when the birds are chirping

that is until there is welcome to dark topic I'm your host Jack Luna

this is a true crime happening

Daniel the plant

1986, pepperel, Massachusetts

something is terribly wrong with 16 year old Daniel the plant

for one he has the planted himself inside the walls of the home of his love

interest and I don't know why I said for one as if for two could top how wrong

how strange how scary it is that Daniel has done this

he's in the walls it's uncomfortable for the first few days but in time he gets a few

pathways going though he itches terribly from ripping through the insulation

he comes and goes when the coast is clear heading back home to check in

though nobody there seems to notice he's been gone or the feral looking

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