67. Hoofs And Feet

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

A barnyard animal makes barnyard noises and behaves as though all the world, the very universe, is a barnyard. They kick up mud, and make a toilet of any dang carpet. We can learn gentle grace from our barnyard companions! We can learn to “take it easy,” and make our puddle wherever we do choose. Oh Story! Thank you for your profound examples to us, the congregation. Invocation Psalm: “Cory Had a Little Lamb” Liturgical Reading: “Hoofs and Feet” Concluding Prayer Tuesday is the day the Story comes to life, groans sweetly, and crawls inside your ear. It’ll happen to you next Tuesday, squirm-style.

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0:00.0	Sister Callista, Pastor Alistair, Pastor Andrew, and all of our dear congregants gathered before me, thank you for making
0:28.6	the 13th annual Church of the Story Picnic a success.
0:34.6	You know, yeah, success you know we don't really get to talk much do we don't really get to
0:47.0	talk much do we like one-on-one you know and this is not the cro-crowa talking either yeah okay maybe maybe I've
1:01.2	had a few too many and that's on me okay and that's on me okay we all know
1:09.4	just a little too much cro-crow.
1:12.6	Acts as a mild poison.
1:15.6	Just a teeny teeny bit of poison.
1:19.6	But you know, I fucking, I fucking love you guys.
1:24.6	I know I can be kind of a tight ass, but you know, I don't know.
1:30.3	I just... The story asks so much, you know?
1:34.3	Shit.
1:35.3	Oh. Oh. What?
1:39.3	Oh shit, right. Yeah, it's time.
1:42.3	Um...
1:43.3	Hey, Pastor Andrew. Pastor Andrew, get your big story put up here so we can do this raffle.
1:52.0	You're my best friend, Pastor Andrew. I thank the story every day.
1:59.0	Great little teak for this. Don't, we'll take it to this.
2:02.6	Don't, don't get all pissed off.
2:04.6	Hey, Devin, get brother read some water and prokro at Andy Venom, okay?
2:08.6	Thanks.
2:12.6	Brothers and sisters, it's time for our 13th annual story raffle.
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