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Perfect Person

67: a masterclass in sexual overconfidence (w/ Reilly & Geoff)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Reilly and Geoff join the show to take several highly explicit calls about fiending for peen, zoom professors leaking their bookmarks, acapella drama, and someone who wants to DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY.

Reilly Anspaugh

Geoffrey James

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. Hello and you're of course a person. Today I'm perfect.

0:15.0

And you're, of course, a person in this show where I'm perfect and you're of course a person.

0:21.0

Well, today I reused my socks.

0:25.0

And I didn't wear them that much,

0:28.0

but sometimes I think a sock a day can keep the laundry away.

0:32.0

So if you just...

0:33.0

A sock a day.

0:35.0

You have a little sock that you used only for the afternoon part and it wasn't...

0:39.0

You did the opposite.

0:40.0

You didn't do a sock, you did a sock.

0:42.0

A sock two days. Two days. A sock two day keeps his laundry away two days you're still saying today which is one day a sock two days keeps the laundry at bay

0:52.0

Correct now that's correct that's correct because I shouldn't do keeps the laundry at bay. Correct.

0:53.0

No, that's correct.

0:54.0

That's correct.

0:55.0

You shouldn't do it, but that's correct.

0:56.0

Well, it wasn't too stinky because I only had it a little bit yesterday.

0:58.0

Wasn't too stinky because I had it a little bit yesterday and then I wore...

1:02.0

You had it a little bit yesterday and then I wore... You had it a little bit yesterday?

1:04.0

I put it on my foot a little bit yesterday,

1:06.0

but it wasn't for so long that it became stunked.

1:09.0

What did you do during those hours?

1:10.0

Mostly sit at home.

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