I think we should figure out a way to do some sort of completely legal betting on how long it takes me to ruin a phone, because I've gone from never ruining phones to doing it like it's going out of style.

You've got to have one of those signs that says it has been X days since someone dropped their phone on ATP and we just take the number.

We had to reset it to zero for Marco, and now it had gone up to, I don't know, 1520,

but it sounds like we might have to reset that number again.

Well, actually, you don't.

So I'm exaggerating for comedic effect.

But sometimes since we last recorded, I forget what day it was, I have to back up a

half step. So we have a two-car garage,

and although it does fit both cars, there is a lot of superfluous stuff around the cars. And we do

park both cars in there every night, but there's bikes, there's a wagon, there's a stroller,

some of these things we don't really use anymore because our children are

older, there's a garage refrigerator, there's our hot water heater is in the garage, it used

to be that our furnace was in the garage, it's not anymore, there's a lot of stuff in there.

And when we need to get to the outdoor fridge, because of uninteresting reasons, the door basically opens into

the passenger side of Aaron's car. And there's a little bit of room to open the door, but not a lot.

And it so happened that one morning, I want to say it was like Friday morning or something

like that, I needed to get something that was kind of deeper within the outdoor fridge.

And so I decided, okay, what I'm going to do is I'm going to move Aaron's car out of the garage because she inevitably has some errand to run at some point. Oh, you were talking about the door to the fridge. Yes, I'm sorry. Was that unclear? My apologies. So I thought you met the door from the house into the garage. Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That is a fair interpretation, but that is not at all what I meant.

The garage is below the house by a couple of feet because, you know, the house is sitting

on a, on a crawl space and the garage is just, you know, concrete on the ground.

So, yeah, so there's no issue with the people door.

There's an issue with the refrigerator door. There's an issue with the refrigerator

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