#660: You're not punk. You're not hardcore.
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2024
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
TODAY: A far-right school board installs windows in a Pennsylvania middle school bathroom at the suggestion of Christian legal council, is met with strong public outcry for some reason
AND: A metal fest tries to get attention by “booking” Kyle Rittenhouse as a guest, promptly loses the only bands you’ve ever heard of from the lineup. The promoter tells haters they will never be as punk as the troops.
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Music:
Git Some - Always The Hard Way
Blood Incantation - The Message (Tablet II)
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| 0:00.0 | The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
| 0:07.0 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoonia today. |
| 0:11.0 | So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up. |
| 0:18.0 | It's not beautiful when you go across that border you're |
| 0:21.4 | you ready you're you're exactly what I'm actually what I'm like when they're |
| 0:28.6 | all there in barn and stay tuned you ready now I am. Okay. |
| 0:39.2 | I'm Alexander Edward. |
| 0:41.2 | And I'm Tony Boswell. |
| 0:42.3 | And we are Minian death cult. |
| 0:44.9 | The world is ending. |
| 0:46.5 | Privacy in children's bathrooms is responsible. |
| 0:51.0 | And we're documenting it. |
| 0:52.8 | Oh, boy, are we documenting it? Don't worry, folks. We have a large viewing window with which we document it. Wow. You know they're called your private parts for a reason, right? I disagree. They're called private parts because the government should have no control over what I get to do to yours. |
| 1:12.6 | Private property. There you go. |
| 1:14.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:15.6 | Have you heard about this one, Tony? |
| 1:17.6 | No. |
| 1:18.6 | Right-wing school boards are so concerned with children's safety in the bathroom. |
| 1:23.6 | They have now put windows in the bathrooms to monitor them and I for one I for one |
| 1:29.9 | thinks this makes sense that is incredible that is like is it yeah that this is |
| 1:38.3 | real huh this is from Pennsylvania they have since off. The conservative Christian law firm who recommended |
| 1:46.7 | putting the windows in in the first place have now also recommended boarding up the windows after |
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