Welcome to Feathers in My Hair, an emotionally broken Psycho's Patreon exclusive.

Join me for the Ultimate Team Mom Deep Dive. This is more than just a recap show. I'll scour the

internet to bring you all the best drama that MTV didn't air. From police reports to deleted tweets, I've got the details on all the

fights, breakups, and arrests of our favorite MTV trainbacks. If you think the moms bring

the drama on TV, just wait until you hear what really happened. I'm your host, Liz Bentley.

Hello, everyone. How are you? How's everybody's week going? I'm having a good week

recording this a little late because I've been lazy as shit this week when it comes to doing

my podcast, but you know, we can't win them all. So what happened this week?

I am going to touch on the reunion.

I think next week I'll maybe get more in detail and everything.

It looks like next week will be good. But, you know, you guys know I fucking hate teen mom reunions, right?

If you've been listening now for however long I've been doing this podcast over a year,

you'll know that I think team mom reunions are horrible. I don't understand why anybody thinks

he'll ever be good. I don't understand why anybody ever expects Dr. Drew to like come in and

lay down the law. We're not watching the Real Housewives. Dr. Drew is not Andy Cohen. So I never

expect anything to be good. I just got so distracted. I looked down my window and saw the cutest dog.

So I have to get up right now and close my blinds because my ADD is too bad to have my blinds open.

Also, before I get into it, this podcast will be released on my dear friend Katie Paisley's 30th birthday.

So happy birthday, Katie. I love you. I will see you soon, hopefully, in June.

Okay, anyway, what was I talking about before my ADD got out of

control I was talking about the reunion they're boring they're never going to be what we want them

to be we all need to accept this we all should have accepted this like nine years ago and I'm not

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