66: 66. Jon Gabrus

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2018

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

The ever hilarious, infinitely effervescent, purely unstoppable, Jon Gabrus, steps into the executive buffet like a machete cluster and tears up up the place like thousands of underripe jackfruits falling out a plane landing in a dirty hotel hot tub filled with fur. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	We made USAA insurance for veterans like James.
0:03.4	When he found out how much USAA was helping members save, he said,
0:07.1	It's time to switch.
0:08.2	We'll help you find the right coverage at the right price.
0:11.3	USAA, what you're made of or made for.
0:14.0	Restrictions apply.
0:16.4	It's a good a show.
0:17.7	It's a good show. single the show I don't know I don't want to give on a scound
0:38.3	Never want to be Pichungo
0:41.3	I'm a little bit like a hot-ho
0:43.3	Yeah
0:44.3	Wow Wow, wow to live.
1:04.9	Yeah, welcome to LTT.
1:08.8	Double it up for me as a spice for free.
1:13.6	Oh, wow.
1:15.6	Yeah, what? What? What? What? What? What? Oh.
1:28.3	Oh.
1:29.3	Shit.
1:48.4	Okay, welcome to the houseboy, everybody.
1:51.2	Get on inside.
1:52.5	Okay, I'm going to fix this.
1:53.9	It's just too much for me.
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