65: 65. Greg Barris

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2018

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Comedian, expert psychonaut, and pretty much the coolest guy in whatever town he's in, Greg Barris, joins the executive buffet for a blaster of a good time. Nutrition facts and sound loads for all. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	It's a good show.
0:02.0	Did you know?
0:05.0	My name is...
0:08.0	I don't know.
0:10.0	I don't know my name.
0:12.0	But what I do know is this is the beginning of the podcast.
0:18.0	We'll call live to tape.
0:20.0	My name's Javan Jack Fuller. My name's Javan Jack Ford.
0:23.9	My name's Jim Deckford.
0:27.1	Also not as planter facitis.
0:30.4	Ha ha ha ha.
0:32.6	Okay, this is...
0:33.6	Oh, my God.
0:36.3	Someone just put their...
0:38.3	Someone just lick a laser beam and let it fly
0:41.3	Licking that laser every day
0:44.3	It's the green one
0:46.3	Not the red one that she used to have
0:48.3	Oh my god call the FAA
0:50.3	I got a laser in my face
0:52.3	Call the FAA Don't've got a laser in my face. Call the FAA. Don't shine that green laser at my helicopter
0:59.8	when I try to land in Manhattan on a skyscraper. Don't shine your green laser at my helicopter.
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