Hey, you're fuckers. We're live.

Before we even say anything, I have to do a favor for Ari Schaffir.

Ari Schaffir's new show, his show, rather, this is not happening on Comedy Central is starting a new season,

starting season two.

And Ari really wants to get great stories from comics that you guys all enjoy. So what Ari is suggesting you

do is perhaps tweet him suggestions and also tweet the comics that you would like to see

perform on his show. Basically everybody's got some fucking wacky story, just

one wacky story and if you've ever seen this is not happening, it's stand-ups telling crazy stories about either things that have happened to them on the road or during life or what have you. It's just a slightly different form of stand-up so season two is

about to begin and Ari would like you to just tweet at anybody that you would

think would be don't harass anybody don't Twitter bomb people that shit's gross people

people that ask me to Twitter bomb Joe that's a great way to never get on this

podcast I fucking I it's annoying it's annoying as fuck I don't like it but this is not that what he wants you

to do is just get the word out about it and tweet to him anybody that you would like to see

on it that would help as well all right you

fucks.

Dean Del Rayleigh's gentleman. Hey man what's up brother? Oh that's funny he said

that because like I would see for like a year people going Joe have Dean on your podcast and I'm like that's the worst way to get me on.

Well not necessarily if you told them to do it that would be the worst way. No, you never would. But a lot of people did suggest it and I watched you on the Dom Herrera

podcast because of it which is fucking hilarious. You've never seen Dom Herrera live from The hilarious comic, but it's a fun podcast and you were really

funny on that fucking show.

Oh, thanks man.

Rock and roll stories.

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