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The Joe Rogan Experience

#658 - Greg Fitzsimmons

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.5245.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2015

⏱️ 180 minutes

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Greg Fitzsimmons is a stand-up comedian. He also hosts his own podcast "FitzDog Radio" available on Spotify. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Powerful Greg Fitzin'Mens, we were reading this badass Abraham Lincoln quote.

0:08.8

It's a quarrel not at all, no man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention

0:15.7

And there's a lot more of the quote, but you'll forget it by the time towards the end of it

0:20.6

Find that quote and listen to it or read it rather.

0:24.0

Where can they find it?

0:25.0

Dane Cook's Instagram page.

0:27.0

Dane had it posted.

0:30.0

Dane has a few too many inspirational posts to my liking but I don't mind a few.

0:35.8

This one is very good. This one's very good. No, I'm just busting his balls.

0:39.4

His own that bad motherfucker

0:42.5

that pictures a little odd he's a very good shape very good shape we're just

0:48.3

talking about what a bad motherfucker Abraham Lincoln was yeah I mean when

0:51.9

he came up literally dirt poor and found his way, you know, one of these guys that like was

0:58.1

working non-st, I think he worked in a pharmacy or something and 12 hours a day and yet put himself through law school

1:04.8

by reading books like the guy lived in the library he's one of the most well-read

1:08.9

presidents of all time and he was a real fucking intellectual but he he made his way based on that quote he

1:16.2

he came in and he was attacked and he was marginalized because all the guys were

1:20.9

you know they were set the politicians they had the money and the position and they they just kept stripping him down he kept moving past it flowing past it and then think about what do you do with slavery he had to he had to fucking go to war and you know basically you know that half the country wants to

1:38.8

fucking kill you and you just you go right around that and you go now we got a bigger goal here.

1:44.0

Have you ever had a conversation with one of those southern deniers?

1:49.0

No, that's not what the war was about man.

1:51.0

The war was about economics. You're right. The war was about man the war was about economics you're right okay the war

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