There are places I'll remember all my life.

Though some have changed.

Welcome to Michael and us. I'm Will Sloan, here as always with.

Luke Savage, welcome back everyone. And we'd like to begin with a public service announcement. Sloan, here as always with. Luke Savage, welcome back, everyone.

And we'd like to begin with a public service announcement. Pedophiles are signaling to each other by

wearing a shirt branded with the title and imagery from the 1985 film The Goonies. If you find

yourself at an autograph convention or some sort of science fiction show and you see an adult

male somewhere between the ages of 35 and 45 wearing a shirt that says the goonies report to your

local authorities he likes the scream franchise he refers to everything he likes as a franchise

these are the telltale signs no what's going on there is Will is letting you all in, as we sometimes do on this podcast, and one of our little inside jokes. In this case, there's a movie called The Goonies, I'm told. I'm not told. It's very famous. I'm visually informed by these fucking shirts that say the Goonies on them.

You've never seen the Goonies.

I've never seen the...

I don't know what the fucking Goonies is. I've told you so many times. I don't know what the Goonies is. My only associate... And like, look, if you're listening, sorry if you like the Goonies. No, I'm not. is I don't care. I don't know what the Goonies is. I've told you so many times. I only...

I'm just establishing this for our audience, just so they know what your relationship is with the gurnies. Sorry, sorry. You know, I forgot that we're in character and I'm getting a little like hot around the collar here. Allusions to the Goonies are want to do that. No, I don't know. In the wider constellation of YouTube vloggers that Will and I check in on on the

regular longtime listeners of the show will know who we're talking about. A really common thing to see

is, yeah, these guys, they're all wearing when they're going out to buy their funco pops,

they're going to get their funco pops signed by like F stream celebrities at, yeah, the autograph convention, which I didn't

know that was a thing that existed. I thought autographs were a thing that like you have a convention

and then that's like a sub-event happening within the convention. I didn't realize that could be

the occasion for a convention, but you know, live and learn. But yeah, they're always wearing these

Gooney shirts and it's just part of this wider tapestry, well, not that wide, this very narrow tapestry of like the five or six things that this type of, I guess, youngish Gen X guy likes. It's like Kevin Smith movies, the Goonies, still don't know what that is, John Carpenter, which, you know, who among us, but, you know, broaden your horizons beyond John Carpenter and the Goonies is all I'm saying. Yeah, sorry, Luke and I, we enjoy watching videos where people go to autograph conventions and conventions of various kinds. We like seeing, you know, who the celebrities are there. Can we talk about the one we just saw? To the extent that there's any important context that you need to know for this video is it was set at the Hollywood show, which is an annual convention that takes place in Burbank, California, where, yeah, it's exactly what it says it is.

It's people from all walks of show business come there. You know, people from

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