It's time for episode 650 of the Clockwise Podcast from Relay, recorded Wednesday, April 1st, 2026.

Clockwise, four people, where, no joke, we're really only ever 30 minutes long.

I am one of your hosts, Micah Sargent, and I am joined across the internet.

My dear pal, my good friend, you know him, you love him.

It's Dan, the man, Morin.

How you doing, Dan?

Hello, Micah, happy 650 episodes on this momentous day.

I know some people are talking about some other anniversary that's happening today, but this one is clearly

650 is bigger than 50, right? It's just math.

Yeah, 600 more even. Wow.

Joining today to my left is the clockwise host Emeritus. It is, of course, Jason Snell. Hello, Jason. Hello, Micah. It's

great to be here. It's hard to believe that you and I have been doing clockwise for 650 episodes.

I mean, add it together, I guess. Right. With our powers combined. And to my left this week, it's been a while since he appeared on this fabulous roundtable.

My former boss over at Mac World recently of Tom's Guide and a freelance editor for hire at this point, putting out his shingle.

It's Philip Michaels.

Welcome back, Phil.

Hey, Dan.

Thanks for having me.

And thanks for coming on my show. Oh, no, not again. Yes, it is another triumphant return of,

I guess we can call this the Six Colors Pundit Showdown,

the Clockwise Pundit Showdown? I don't know. We didn't work it out ahead of time. Anyhow,

I'm stealing Dan and Micah's show today because I'm a terrible person. And it's April Fool's,

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