65: PERTENTIAL DANGERS

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

The weekend recap, family drama, McDonald’s soda secrets, pass on the Grammy’s, be on time aka early, practice code switching and let’s all be smart with our money.

Enjoy xo

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0:00.0	Anxiety is going to get me to over its late and I know my best way not to.
0:05.0	I think it's me.
0:07.0	I think it never has to be yeah.
0:08.0	I have a shit.
0:12.0	Look!
0:15.0	Shut the fuck, uh, and several Christmas.
0:20.0	It's Christmas.
0:21.0	It was Christmas. We received a package.
0:26.0	He was package from one of our listeners, Mykila.
0:29.0	Mm-hm, Nakela. Thank you so much.
0:32.0	Oh my God. Oh my how excited we just were. And Lev surprised us with
0:36.8	huge gifts. Huge bags. You guys have a God damn, they're amazing.
0:43.0	Listen, today's a good day.
0:44.8	He got us these necklaces.
0:47.2	Nice ass custom name plates.
0:50.9	And they say hello dysfunction. In font and I already put it on and I love it so
0:56.1	much oh my god the chain is hell a nice it's fucking nice umep, like me.
1:04.7	And me. Oh my God. I've, God,
1:06.1	today is great, you guys.
1:06.9	Overwhelmed with gratitude.
1:08.1	Thank you so much.
1:10.1	I feel hella spoiled today.
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