66: Drink The Power

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2020

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Crystal saves a cat through osmosis, Pata Fria ponders getting a shock collar for Dottie. Water your hot pockets and wash your ass. Some fun fan questions, a Dom story with a pro golfer and Crystal’ s early wrestling career.

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0:00.0	I can sell it.
0:02.0	Maybe I should share that part.
0:05.0	Wow, bitch.
0:07.0	I just want a few dollars.
0:09.0	Fucking bitch.
0:10.0	Well I gave him a lot of mine before.
0:12.0	Somebody messaged me and said that what were you eating?
0:15.0	That just sounded hell of good.
0:16.0	I heard something what were you eating last week.
0:18.0	Dick.
0:20.0	What am I always thinking about?
0:21.0	All right. Let's get to it.
0:25.0	Welcome kids to episode 666 of Hello Disfunction with Patafria and Crystal why is my microphone so high?
0:38.0	First week of February.
0:39.0	How's February going? I paid my rent I'm not happy about that if anyone would like to send money to my rent fund that would be nice if anyone would like to send money to my feel better funds I will take it now I'm the Queen as I should be. He raised my chair up four weeks so now I'm
0:58.0	towering over the room.
1:00.0	Ridiculous. No, my favorite, I'm still getting slammed.
1:04.0	Are you really?
1:05.0	I am.
1:06.0	I am and I'm hoping it lets up a little bit because we finally yesterday got a U-Haul, got all Carolyn's stuff in storage so nothing is left in that house that she lived in.
1:19.6	So that piece is done.
1:21.7	So that brought some done. Good.
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