64: Give Me ALL The Sperm

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

IKEA sucks, Crystal hates January. Pata Fria searches for a dead body and dentures are really common. Read a book, watch the Aaron Hernandez doc and don’t wear nazi costumes.

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0:00.0	Hello Disfunction.
0:02.0	Episode 64.
0:04.0	Okay, thanks.
0:06.0	You must be my birthday.
0:08.0	What's it warm in here today?
0:12.0	For once? Hell yeah.
0:14.0	What's the hell is it?
0:15.0	Why's that hella weed all over that piano?
0:18.0	That's disrespectful as fuck.
0:20.0	I'm going to spend that to live and just be like...
0:22.0	I'm going to go sell it.
0:24.0	There's Helen nugs all over it.
0:25.0	Look, it's a big one like this big.
0:27.0	Do we want to sell it?
0:28.0	No.
0:29.0	But why don't they lock this room?
0:31.0	If we smoked it, we could fucking take advantage,
0:34.6	but neither of us smoke pot.
0:36.0	I'm at the end of my notebook, I have to get a new one.
0:38.6	Wow.
0:39.6	Because you do book reports.
0:40.9	This is the second one that's filled up. Really? This is, I'm still on my first one.
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