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#65 - Jimmy Pardo Drags Dave and Greg Out of the Closet

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Comedy

4.8973 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Jimmy Pardo should have stepped into the closet this week but he refused, forcing the gents on their first out of the closet podcuddle.  It's a field trip of sadness!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Point it this way.

0:00.8

So we all, that's a pretty, oh, that's a, which app is there?

0:03.5

Are you fucking, what are you doing?

0:05.6

This is a, this is called a noise. The fucking thing is recording. It's a, it's an app that I can count down and do time with. This is, this is, this is, this is, why would you, why would, how, how the fuck did that just happen? That was a great start. We take it out of the closet.

0:01.2

Do you even know what organic is?

0:03.5

That was an organic.

0:04.5

That's a great start we take it out of the closet you fucking do you even know what organic is that was an organic beginning no i was i hated it listen

0:27.2

if you are what you take you take uh 30 to 35 Mexican don't even fucking go this way. Peasants. Right? And they want to get into America, so they hire a coyote to take them over the border and they get one of those rail cars. Listen. And they pack them in and they put it on the back of a truck. They drive it across to me. I'm fucking talking right now. I'm on my bike the other morning and I fucking... Really? Am I telling a story? Listen to this. Listen, dude. Come here. Why do we have to listen to yours? Because it goes... Because it's right in the middle of it and instead, it's listen, I'm riding. I see... This is what it's like. I see an animal.

1:12.4

And I go, that looks like a fox.

1:09.9

And then this woman goes, look, it's a fox. And I go, fuck, it's a fox. So I start chasing with my bike. And we go about 10 blocks. And I'm like, I don't know if it's a fox or not. That might not be a fox. And we go past these two gardeners. and the one gardener, as I passes him, turns to me and goes,

1:11.0

Keote.

1:12.6

See.

1:28.5

You would have said.

1:33.1

He's a racist asshole. Listen to me. Listen to me.

1:36.0

I'm listening, but let me tell you something.

1:38.6

I am guilty. Never not funny. My award-winning

1:41.1

podcast is very guilty of interrupting itself

1:43.2

and interrupting and interrupting. Yeah, yeah. But I can't believe how poorly you just interrupted that story. Is that not the worst? All you heard was coyote, which by the way, you might want to say mule. I think you meant to say mule. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, coyotes are the guys who, who helped them get across the border. I thought they were called mules. No, no, Mules is a drug... That's when you put it up your butt.

2:01.6

But that's when you put it up here.

2:02.6

Coyote is a guy you pay... That's when you carry it with you.

2:04.3

You pay like $5,000, and he helps you know. Oh, coyotes, the thing looks like a fox when I'm out biking. I'm completely confused. Right? But again... Okay, but here's the thing.

1:57.8

Wait a minute.

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