#163 - Bummers and Vague Stories

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8 • 973 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Greg and Dave discuss Sacramento racism, steroids, and a family party.

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0:15.0	Greg, I came over to your house today and you have two dogs that are the size of elephants and and they're puppies which is a great combination it's a great
0:25.5	combination yeah English gold retrievers which means that they are white in color and they are bare sized.
0:35.7	And they, so they think they're puppies.
0:38.6	And so they jump on you.
0:40.9	Well, I don't give a shit.
0:42.0	I mean, they're eight months old. I don't I don't like being jumped on by a garbage. Yeah, and then there was a giant shit because they are enormous animals taking craps and so there was a giant turd and I have I have khaki's on and one of your
0:57.7	Are they sweet to one of your? Dogs
1:01.0	Super step flat front stepped in the poop and stepped in the poop and then you got on. Dogs. Super. Stepped.
1:03.0	Stepped in the poop and then stepped in the poop and then kept trying to jump on me.
1:06.5	So it was like a giant, it was like a giant white bear.
1:09.5	You know like when you go into a club and then put a stamp on your head?
1:12.0	Boom. That's not, that's not. Welcome to the club and stamp on your head. Boom.
1:12.8	That's not that's not welcome to it.
1:13.8	Welcome to puppy club.
1:14.8	Except this one is welcome to walk in the room.
1:17.8	You know.
1:18.8	hip. Destroy Part-Gull.
1:25.0	Gull. It's time I'm going to work on the room. Welcome back to walk in the room.
1:49.0	Welcome back to Welcome back to Puppy Club.
1:50.0	This is?
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