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The Story Must Be Told

65. Goodbye Hirsutaline

The Story Must Be Told

The Last Podcast Network

Arts

4.8530 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2019

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Shh! Listen quietly! Ears listen, and someone is out there, aiming to take the Story down. Keep the Story inside you, like swallowing a big chunky pill called “Story.” Some pills are easy to swallow, but this one might catch inside you, or smear your greases with unknown side effects. Rub your tum, eat a cracker, and hold tight as we figure this alllll out. Invocation Psalm: “New Hair” Liturgical Reading: “Goodbye Hirsutaline” Concluding Prayer Let’s promise each other, if we make it through this, we’ll meet here, in this same spot, for another Story pure. I love you.

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0:00.0

Brothers and...

0:03.0

Oh, sorry.

0:07.0

Brothers and... Brothers and sisters, Brother Reed here,

0:23.6

Excuse me, but we have to be very quiet.

0:28.6

Keep your voices shushed.

0:32.6

When we recite, you have to do it quietly.

0:35.6

Ready?

0:36.6

I'm not effing around you.

0:39.7

This is serious.

0:41.6

Jeez, I almost shouted.

0:44.2

The story must be told.

0:50.3

Yes, once again, we have ears listening in on our service.

0:57.0

We do not know which enemy of the story it is this time.

1:02.0

The government, probably.

1:05.0

The other false stories and a conglomerate of story censure?

1:10.0

Quite possibly. Or is it you? and a conglomerate of story censure, quite possibly?

1:11.6

Or is it you?

1:14.6

Perhaps you yourself have the enemy of the story.

1:19.6

Yes, you. Let that sink in quietly.

1:24.6

As we share a song of quiet beauty.

1:29.8

Pastor Andrew.

1:34.2

Woke up one morning, stretched and yawned.

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