644 - Charo & Blanca - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2022

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

Hey what's up there chomos? Its Your Mom’s House! This week we got a BANGER of an episode. Jeans and Jean Jacket start the show talking about celebrity best friends - for instance, Tom Segura and Brad Pitt, Bert Kreischer and Jimmy Buffett, Christina P and Paula Abdul… speaking of Jimmy Buffett, Tim and Christine discuss Margaritaville Resorts and other severely alcoholic destinations. Then, we’re joined by Tom’s mom aka Charo and her sister Blanca! Immediately, Charo comes in hot with her classic gaslighting and extortion skills, asking Tom to give her $500 and other various gifts for basically no reason. Tom and Christina remind her about the gifts they already got on this trip, including a manicure, a pedicure, gourmet coffee and cookies, a shopping spree… but Charo saved Tom $500? What is going on?!? As usual, Tom gets Charo and Blanca to watch Horrible or Hilarious clips, TikToks, and Fedsmoker videos. Can they handle the trauma? Can Tom and Christina handle the guests? And who won the bet anyway??? Watch and find out!

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0:00.0	Everybody heard that I just make fight for what did you just say?
0:03.0	Kid car. That is a really wait. No one even took you up on the bed. That's the how bets bets don't work
0:07.9	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, brats. Bet's don't go. I bet this and then it is a thing
0:13.2	Someone has to say I'll take that bet
0:16.2	Someone has to say I'll take that bet
0:19.6	Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, here's what I want
0:25.8	Here's what I want. Here's what I want. I want
0:27.8	I love your shirt. It's so vibrant. Yeah, it feels good.
0:36.8	You felt like putting on some summer collars even though it's the middle of winter. I know. Brad gave it to me.
0:42.8	Oh, stop. Hey, man. He goes, you know what you remind me of? Like a bolt of light.
0:48.8	Yeah. That was like, that's pretty cool. You guys are really getting along. You guys went sun tanning together at the tanning salon.
0:55.8	It's been pretty chill. He's been he died your beard. Yeah, he wrote some joints for me. It was fun.
1:01.8	Fuck, you guys are so cool. I want a cool celebrity best friend. You can have one.
1:05.8	I know Ty Pennington's a huge man. He comes to my shows. Who's that? Move that bus.
1:12.8	You know, it's a big deal.
1:16.8	Well, my friends with you know, a lot of celebrities like me. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.
1:25.8	Yeah, come on. You know, TV. Bart posted a video of him with Jimmy Buffett.
1:34.8	Margaritaville. I know. I was like, is this supposed to be a good thing? I know. I know.
1:40.8	Is he hanging out with Jimmy Buffett? Why what's wrong with Jimmy Buffett? I mean, I don't know.
1:46.8	Is he canceled or something? No, look at Miss Pat's big old titties right there.
1:52.8	She had a special come out by the way. She did miss Pat. She's so funny. She's so fucking funny.
1:57.8	Yeah. It's on Netflix. She really is.
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