643 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2022

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Keep em high and tight, it's another fresh episode of #YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tom is now very famous and hangs out with other very famous people like Brad Pitt. We take a look at what Glendale Gary has to offer, a cooler older guy, and the main mommies review the documentaries "The Rescue" about the Thai soccer team that got lost in the caves and "The Tinder Swindler" about a con artist. Christina gets some nice Valentines Day messages and we take a look and Chris Larson's February post! Also, Enny think hot sauce is the best! We watch a juicy confrontation at a McDonalds drive thru and we debate the pronunciation on the word "Crayon."

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0:00.0	And then their whole thing with me is like we want to torture you.
0:02.5	That's what they say.
0:03.4	And then-
0:03.9	Tortured Eddie.
0:04.4	So as I'm doing that, my face is like dug down like this.
0:08.9	And then I just feel like I feel something against my forehead.
0:13.5	And as I feel it, because I'm hoping and puffing, I take a deep inhale.
0:17.1	I'm like, and I'm like, oh, and I push back.
0:21.5	And it's my three year olds asshole.
0:23.4	He had sat right here.
0:28.9	Good morning, good afternoon, good evening.
0:32.0	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:34.0	The situation in Ukraine continues to escalate.
0:36.4	We'll be going into great detail today.
0:38.4	What the Kremlin has to say.
0:39.8	Of course midterms are coming up.
0:41.5	We don't know what to give a fuck.
0:43.4	So-
0:46.4	No.
0:47.0	Who's farting?
0:47.8	That's really what we care about.
0:50.2	Who's on the talk?
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