645 - Geoff Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2022

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Hot sauce is the best! Tom Segura and Christina P circle back and realize that Leo is a million times cooler than we remembered, Christina recalls Tom's powerful dump, and we look into urine therapy. The mommies recount the aftermath of staying with Charo and Blanca for a week, and Tom talks about all the money he had to pay Charo after the last episode... what car should she get? Christina is still struggling to figure out her cashier's pronouns and Tom is having a lot of fun with spam texts as Ambassador Cartwright. THEN, we welcome back one of our favorite guests, Geoff Tate! They wonder why no one cares about the Olympics anymore, and we introduce Geoff to Leo! They discuss why some airports have crazier security than others, some of the wildest comedy gigs they've done, and 711 delicacies. Then, we discuss Applebees and run our guest through Christina's latest TikTok curations!

Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm coming to your city.
0:02.3	Well, that is if you live in Richfield, Washington, just outside of Portland, Oregon.
0:07.1	I'm coming to the Elani Casino, Denver, Colorado.
0:09.9	I'm coming to you and Mohican, Santa Rina.
0:12.2	I'm coming back to you.
0:13.7	July 9th for Richfield, July 23rd for Denver and September 3rd for Mohican, sun.
0:18.6	The presale is going on right now.
0:21.3	Use the promo code Tommy, T-O-M-M-Y.
0:24.0	Get tickets at Thompsagore.com, slash tour.
0:27.4	Oh no, don't talk about it.
0:28.6	I don't know that I can tell.
0:29.6	Well, man, you gotta take your headphones off.
0:31.4	That's a rookie move.
0:32.5	Yeah.
0:33.9	Leave the shirt on, I would say.
0:35.6	You think you think you're from Boston?
0:37.2	Because those are some massive huge things.
0:46.9	Ready.
0:48.0	Change.
0:48.8	In.
0:49.1	Think.
0:49.9	Quatro.
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