642 - David Cross - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2022

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Pull those jeans up, it's time for another #YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We talk about people that choose to stay in their homes during crazy storms and hurricanes, watch a cool guy in IG trying to get his wife back, and debating if there's a difference between goths and Star Trek nerds. THEN, we welcome our guest, the incredibly funny David Cross! The main mommies chat with him about standup, recording his new standup special, and how he grew up. We then hear some behind the scenes of the classic sketch show "Mr. Show with Bob and David" and some controversy that surrounded the recent reboot on Netflix. The mommies and David then run through a scenario of a ground breaking new surgery technique that gives Tom a brand new bad-ass arm! We revisit Charo's incredible fart and how much Tom paid for it, which reminds David of a homeless person from his neighborhood. Lastly, Christina initiates David to the dark side of TikTok with her latest batch of curations.

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0:00.0	people that work in the fast food industry and they're posting how things are made.
0:04.0	And that's fucking Dorito, bro.
0:06.1	Yeah, of course it is. What do you think it's going to be?
0:09.2	You think it-
0:10.2	They cut it down from the Dorito tree?
0:13.0	The Dorito?
0:14.0	I can't.
0:15.0	Of course not.
0:17.0	Oh, you know me, I love my SOTVA mattress.
0:20.5	I sleep on one every night.
0:22.1	I sleep on the solar.
0:23.6	The solar goes up.
0:24.6	It goes down.
0:25.5	It lights up.
0:26.2	It vibrates.
0:26.9	What does it not do?
0:28.2	It's so comfortable.
0:29.9	I've also owned the Lumen leaf and the luxury firm King mattress, which was my introduction
0:36.2	to SOTVA and made me fall in love with this company.
0:39.7	We wanted a king size mattress without the price, the cost, the king size cost.
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0:49.8	they don't have all the overhead of renting, you know, retail spaces and having sales people
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