642 - People are Not Numbers (stop treating them like they are)

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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0:00.0	You get nothing. You lose. Good day, sir.
0:09.3	Man, you are one pathetic loser.
0:13.5	You see, you see, your stupid minds. Stupid, stupid.
0:18.3	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of Weird Medicine on Sirius XM103,
0:24.2	and made popular by two really comedy shows,
0:26.9	Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez,
0:28.2	you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown.
0:31.8	Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to!
0:38.3	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
0:41.3	I've got Tobolivis stripping from my nose.
0:43.3	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,
0:46.3	exacerbating my incredible woes.
0:49.3	I want to take my brain out,
0:51.3	clasped with the wave, an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating shave, I want
0:55.1	a magic pill, all my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane, and if I don't get
1:01.0	it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane. I want a requiem for my disease,
1:08.2	so I'm paging Dr. Steve.
1:10.2	Dr. Steve.
1:18.0	From the world famous Cardiff Electric Network Studios in beautiful downtown, OJ. City.
1:21.0	Weird medicine.
1:26.3	First and still only uncensored medical show in the history broadcast radio.
1:28.1	It's now exclusively a podcast. I'm Dr. Steve with my little pal dr scott the traditional chinese medicine provider gives me
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