641 - Ray DeVito's Tight Orifice

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Dr Steve, Dr Scott and Lady Diagnosis discuss: Vitreous hemorrhage Where do floaters come from? Ray's Prostate Exam Flash Pulmonary Edema Liam gets backed off in Vegas and more! Please visit: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠simplyherbals.net/cbd-sinus-rinse⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (the best he's ever made. Seriously.) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/weirdmedicine⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠x.com/weirdmedicine⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠stuff.doctorsteve.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (it's back!) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@weirdmedicine ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠(click JOIN and ACCEPT GIFTED MEMBERSHIPS. Join the "Fluid Family" for live recordings!) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@normalworld ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠(Check out Dave and crew, and occasionally see your old pal!) CHECK OUT THE ROADIE COACH stringed instrument trainer! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠roadie.doctorsteve.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (the greatest gift for a guitarist or bassist! The robotic tuner!) see it here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠stuff.doctorsteve.com/#roadie GET YOUR COPY OF "WET BRAIN: THE GAME OF TROLLS AND LOSERS!" (each box is autographed by your old pal) get it here: dabblegames.myshopify.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ (a most-fun party game!) watch for DABBLEDICE: Second Edition available soon! Also don't forget: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cameo.com/weirdmedicine⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Book your old pal right now because he's cheap! "FLUID!") Most importantly! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CHECK US OUT ON PATREON! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ALL NEW CONTENT! Robert Kelly, Mark Normand, Jim Norton, Gregg Hughes, Anthony Cumia, Joe DeRosa, Pete Davidson, Geno Bisconte, Cassie Black ("Safe Slut"). Stuff you will never hear on the main show ;-) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Well, that's because you're an idiot.
0:07.4	Can you like, shut up?
0:10.5	You see? You see? You're stupid minds. Stupid. Stupid.
0:15.6	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of Weird Medicine on Sirius XM103, and made popular by two really comedy shows,
0:24.2	Opie and Anthony and Ron and Bez, you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know,
0:28.7	a clown.
0:29.3	Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?
0:36.1	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus. I've got Tobolivir stripping from my nose. I've got the leprosy of the heartbell, exacerbating my incredible wounds. I want to take my brain out and blast with the wave, an ultrasonic, agographic, and a pulsating shave. I want a magic pill. All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane.
0:57.5	And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
1:02.8	I want a requiem for my disease.
1:05.6	So I'm paging Dr. Steve.
1:07.6	Dr. Steve.
1:08.6	No need to take a careful. From the world famous Cardiff Electric Network Studios in beautiful downtown OJ City, it's weird medicine.
1:17.6	A person is still only on Centred Medical Show in the History of Broadcast Radio.
1:21.6	Now exclusively a podcast.
1:24.6	I'm Dr. Steve with my little pal, Dr. Scott, the traditional Chinese medicine provider, gives me streetcred, the whack alternative medicine assholes. Hello, Dr. Scott. Hey, Dr. Steve. And back from sabbatical, it's Lady Diagnosis. Hello, Lady Diagnosis. Hello, Dr. Schum. This is a show for people who would never listen to a medical show on the radio of the internet. If you've got a question, you're embarrassed to take your rig on a medical provider.
1:46.6	Or if you can't find an answer anywhere else, give us a call 347-7-66-4-33.
1:53.4	That's 347.
1:55.2	Pooh-head.
1:56.3	Follow us on Twitter at Weird Medicine and at Dr. Scott WM.
2:00.6	And also at at Lady Di lady diagnosis and visit our website,
2:05.2	Dr. Steve.com for podcast, medical news and stuff you can buy.
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