#64 WHAT Do You CALL THESE THINGS?! 🙊🎙️
The Makeshift Podcast
The Makeshift Project
4.8 • 559 Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2024
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Debating which lifetime stats you would want when you die, answering the internet's most controversial questions, the Adam Sandler Universe, what do you call every day terms, safest countries to travel in 2024, wild animal starting 5, and more!
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0:00 INTRO
0:11 LIFETIME STATS!
4:35 MOST CONTROVERSIAL QUESTIONS!
8:01 FIRST BITE OR LAST BITE?
10:24 SANDLERVERSE!
13:36 ENTOURAGE WOMEN!
15:38 WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE THINGS?
23:06 4 TEAMS NAMED AFTER BEARS!
26:14 AT WHAT AGE SHOULD KIDS…?
29:46 21ST CENTURY MOST CHAMPIONSHIPS!
32:49 MOST TO LEAST FOLLOWERS!
35:35 TOP 10 SAFEST COUNTRIES TO TRAVEL!
39:21 STICKER ON OR OFF HATS?
41:09 GUY CAME BACK TO LIFE!
43:34 WILD ANIMAL STARTING 5!
46:45 OUTRO
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Podcast 64, we're back. |
| 0:01.5 | I have a killer question to start this one. |
| 0:03.4 | I'm so excited to ask you this. |
| 0:04.9 | You've been hyping this up. |
| 0:05.7 | I feel like you're just going to have some great answers. |
| 0:07.8 | I'm ready for it. |
| 0:09.3 | I'm excited for you. |
| 0:09.4 | Hammer it. |
| 0:10.1 | I'm excited. |
| 0:11.3 | If you get lifetime stats when you die, what three things would you choose to get? |
| 0:16.7 | Now, you could go a realm of different directions with this. |
| 0:19.0 | You could go like steps taken. You could go how many times. |
| 0:21.1 | Why would I want that? |
| 0:22.0 | How many times you've taken a dump? |
| 0:23.6 | You could do anything. |
| 0:24.7 | How many ounces you've peed in your life? All right, all right, all right, all right. Let me think about that. Let me think about that for a second. I'm trying to think. You want, let me give you some ideas. Let me feed you a little bit. |
| 0:34.4 | How many murderers you've walked past in your life? |
| 0:36.7 | That's a great one. |
| 0:38.7 | I wouldn't want to know that now. |
| 0:40.1 | Not now, but this is the afterlife we're talking about. This is at the end. You get all the stats. How close I've been to a shark. How close you've been to a shark? If they say like two feet, that's pretty sick. I was talking to my roommate and he was saying he's a big lifter. so he's like total amount of weight lifted. How many beers I drank in my entire life? That's a great one. That's the number one I would want. So we'll lock that in for one for you. Beers drank. Beer's drank. Over under in a lifetime? I mean, you're talking. Yeah. Oh, yeah, probably. If I live 75, 80 years, let's say, 80 years. |
| 1:13.7 | I have to calculate some numbers. talking, yeah. Oh, yeah, probably. If I live 75, 80 years, let's say, 80 years. |
| 1:13.6 | I have to calculate some numbers. |
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