#63 HOW MUCH Does A KRABBY PATTY Cost?! 🍔💰
The Makeshift Podcast
The Makeshift Project
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🗓️ 1 February 2024
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Guessing the price of fictional foods, guessing what improbable events kill more people, is it open or closed, do you brush your teeth before or after breakfast, hibachi chefs don’t toss shrimp, and more!
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0:00 INTRO
0:13 WHAT KILLS MORE PEOPLE?
5:49 WHAT DOES THE CHEF TOSS?
8:03 IN WHAT ORDER DO YOU DO THESE?
11:25 BRUSH BEFORE OR AFTER BREAKFAST?
13:46 FICTIONAL FOOD PRICE IS RIGHT!
16:33 DO YOU WASH YOUR JACKET?
18:26 HOW OFTEN DO YOU WASH SHEETS?
21:14 WHAT 5 APPS WOULD YOU KEEP?
24:19 SEVEN 4 LETTER COUNTRIES!
28:26 COUNTRIES WITH “H” AND “F”!
32:49 IS IT OPEN OR CLOSED?
35:23 HIGHEST TO LEAST GROSSING!
38:49 POOPING IN THE DARK!
41:05 OUTRO
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the makeshift podcast. |
| 0:01.8 | This is podcast number 63. |
| 0:03.6 | I have a good question to start us off. I have a funny, not funny, not funny. It's not funny? Not funny. We don't think it's funny. But it's crazy. Is it? It's a crazy question. Can't wait. What kills more people per year? So I have a bunch of head-to-head matchups here. Okay. This is going to go, not funny at all. |
| 0:22.0 | Not funny, but intense. |
| 0:25.1 | What kills more people per year? |
| 0:27.2 | Champagne corks or fireworks? |
| 0:29.6 | This is insane. |
| 0:31.2 | Where do they pull these numbers from? |
| 0:32.8 | I have no idea. |
| 0:34.3 | They have roundabout numbers. |
| 0:36.5 | I want to say fireworks, but I'm going to say it's champagne course. It is champagne course. I'm going with the reverse psychology today, because I'm always wrong. Over 20 people per year are killed by champagne course. What happens? What do they guys that pop it and the choke on it? What's the choke? Maybe the eye out? Maybe the eye. That's not going to kill you, is it? If it gets the right part, Temple, take a quick knockout. Jugular. |
| 0:57.2 | Juggler. Maybe the eye out. Maybe the eye. That's not going to kill you, is it? If it gets the right part, temple, quick knockout. |
| 0:56.6 | Jugular. |
| 0:57.7 | If you have a cut. |
| 0:59.8 | That's got to be a horrible celebration. |
| 1:02.5 | You're like, yeah, let's go. |
| 1:04.9 | Fireworks is only eight people per year that die. |
| 1:07.0 | Okay. |
| 1:07.7 | Jet skis or lawnmowers? |
| 1:10.0 | Oh. |
| 1:11.5 | A lawnmower must be a tragic death. It probably is, but I think now you're trying to fool me. See, I'm in your head. You don't think I am, but I'm in your head. I'm going jet ski. You're wrong. Okay. Lawn mowers kill more people. They kill 70 people per year. What? How? I guess people, did they go a little rogue? You know those guys that put on the headphones, they're just mowing. |
| 1:30.8 | Well, |
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