64: The Pork Roast

Planet Porky

Personal Journals, News, Society & Culture, News Commentary

3.8 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2019

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Porky and Jacob round off the year with a discussion on who they would invite to their ultimate New Year's dinner party. As you might expect, the Porkmeister has some predictable suggestions. They also discuss which superpower they would like if they could only have one and whether water levels around the world really are rising, with differing opinions.

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0:00.0	Right, okay, folks, you are listening to Planet Porky
0:25.4	and Christmas has come and gone, Christmas Day's come and gone,
0:29.0	and Boston Day's come and gone, so I hope you all had a great time,
0:32.6	and I'm delighted to be back in the studio, post-Prandial Christmas lunch,
0:38.1	with once again Jake the Bake. Jake, how are you?
0:41.6	Very good, mate. How is your Christmas?
0:43.4	Very good indeed, thanks. How did yours go? I was with the family down in Bournemouth,
0:46.4	and it's very quiet. My sister's house backs onto a golf course.
0:50.8	Lovely.
0:52.0	And on Christmas Day, the only people are out on the golf course are those who've got a back
0:55.6	gate to get onto the course.
0:57.1	So,
0:57.3	I've knocked a few balls around, you know.
0:59.1	Slip on to their side.
1:00.0	Yeah, absolutely.
1:01.2	That's right.
1:01.9	You got to go to the family up in Stephen Institute.
1:03.7	Yeah, I was in the family.
1:04.8	I had to get a girlfriend back to her.
1:06.9	She's an NHS midwife.
1:08.5	Right. Okay. She really like them, don't me? So she was back to work on Boxing Day, but she managed to get Christmas Day off.
1:13.4	Oh, right, okay.
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