63: The Planet Porky Christmas Special

Planet Porky

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3.8 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2019

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

It's the Planet Porky Christmas special with Mike Parry and Jacob Hawley and how much more festive could the topics of discussion be than the politics of comedy, invading the Falklands, falling out with charities, sharing a love of (and insulting) Scotland and how a UK run by Prime Minister Mike Parry might look...God help us. Merry Christmas to you and yours!

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0:00.0	Okay, folks, you are listening to Life on Planet Porky.
0:25.6	And the first thing I want to say to you all is festive greetings.
0:29.7	Jake, you are here in the studio with me.
0:32.3	This is young Jake, Jake Hawley, you know, the comedian of the future.
0:38.9	Next year is going to be a big year for him.
0:43.0	But I tell you what, Jake, it would be better if you're going to plan next year to be successful that you actually bloody well know where you're going to work, okay?
0:47.1	I was a little bit late.
0:48.0	First of all, I'd like to say a very Merry Christmas to all of your listeners.
0:51.3	Thank you.
0:51.6	All the people of Planet Porky. To our listeners, actually, because you're actually doing this with me, believe you or not.
0:55.6	Absolutely, yeah.
0:56.2	I was a little bit late this morning.
0:58.3	Well, why was that then?
0:59.2	Well, there's a couple of reasons.
1:00.5	First of all, I was in one of your favourite haunts last night.
1:02.8	I was in a weather spoons last night.
1:03.9	Were you?
1:04.4	Where?
1:04.7	A couple of beers. Holben. In Hohmann, right, okay. I know that one. Good, good spoons. It's a very big one, isn't it? Yeah, big one.
1:11.1	Very big pub.
1:11.7	Yeah, I know that.
1:12.0	Yeah.
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