64: Starbucks Logo Got That Body

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

TW and MB are on one. THey discuss the reason for hairy assholes, how Trev reads at a 7th grade level, and of course... losing your virginity to The Lion King. They also dive into the age old question: What sound does Pee Wee Herman make when he's banging? This is a history podcast.

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0:00.0	You ever make different noises when you come or no?
0:02.8	My noise is all the same.
0:03.8	What's your all this time?
0:04.8	I'm like, I'm listening.
0:06.8	When this quarantine can be over.
0:10.8	What's up, man? It's quarantine.
0:11.8	We out here.
0:12.8	What day is it a quarantine?
0:14.3	How many days have we been quarantined?
0:15.8	Yeah.
0:16.8	Is it us?
0:17.8	Because it's not like a national mandate.
0:18.8	I've been outside.
0:19.8	I've been outside a couple times.
0:20.8	But the thought of going outside makes me think I'm going to get something.
0:23.8	So I like, I've been not going outside.
0:25.8	Every time I go outside, I just see more people.
0:27.8	I'm reassured.
0:28.8	I only stay inside and I listen to the news and I'm like, oh, motherfucker.
0:32.4	I need a gun.
0:33.4	I need a AK.
0:34.4	I need a machete.
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