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Stiff Socks

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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2020

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Michael gets desperate a week into lockdown and explains what its like to be Rona Horny, the boys look back on the history of cocaine, talk about how TikTok censors ugly people, compare the quickest they've ever came, and share stories about getting punched in the face. Oh and apparently Michael used to do steroids?? GOT DAMN this one's a heater.

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0:00.0

Sell your car the Motoway way where dealers compete to give you their best price

0:04.7

compete like a rap battle

0:10.1

Kind of like

0:13.1

Man that ride is nice. I'll give you a really really really good price

0:18.5

Please stop the dealers compete so you get their best price for your car. No way. Yes way

0:25.1

Motoway the way to sell your car. Tee since he's a fly visit motoway.co.uk

0:30.6

Dude are there are there no hot women and Duke

0:36.3

No

0:38.3

Any any I mean every school's got their babes, but I mean like I was the sandals. They stay that's fucking

0:43.9

Bar schools number one school a

0:46.2

Trolls god damn it. No, there's some baddies the thing is at a school where there's not as many like like

0:52.5

Eyedroppers is it like it makes you appreciate a true seven, you know

0:57.8

Yo, let me tell you my buddy went to Harvard and there's something called a Harvard vision

1:02.9

Because they're ain't no

1:05.5

When you go like as you you're just like I don't know how you have a relationship at ASU or San Diego state

1:10.1

You're just every corner. I mean you're a fucking your subway workers bad and you're like how the fuck

1:14.7

San Diego bro just as a city

1:17.7

Dude you walk you go I go there a bunch for shows and honey more cuz Corona, but

1:23.3

Dude you just you just fucking swipe on bump the bumble there

1:28.0

Is the stupid you feel like everybody there knows each other?

1:31.5

Yes, I'm not people know each other you feel a little bit so high friends that went to San Diego state

1:36.1

We party down in San Diego state a few times and like just be like dude is like you can't go wrong

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