64: Hallmark | Ep. 64 The Consumers
The Consumers
The Consumers
4.9 • 620 Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2025
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
:10 Open
1:30 Live podcast recap
3:00 Otis hats
4:30 Country club bit
8:10 Sean's gift to Mr. Warren
9:10 Wu-Tang mishap
11:10 Tim's snow day
13:05 Greg's attitude adjustment
17:40 The brand
46:10 Gifts from Greg
1:10:25 Comments
1:20:00 Birthday shoutouts
The Hosts:
Greg Warren (https://www.instagram.com/GrockWarren)
Tim Convy (https://www.instagram.com/TimConvy)
Sean O'Brien (https://www.instagram.com/thatSeanOBrien)
Podcast produced by Nate & Laura Bargatze, Adrian Kulp, Greg Warren, Randy Cash, Martin Murphy, and Abigail Bargatze.
Art design by Dan Wade and Lane Twellman.
Music by Kevin Bowers.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the consumers. |
| 0:11.3 | My name is Greg Warren. |
| 0:13.0 | I am your host. |
| 0:14.5 | I am joined today by Sean O'Brien. |
| 0:17.5 | I am also your host. |
| 0:18.6 | Thank you, Greg. |
| 0:19.2 | Another host. |
| 0:20.8 | We are equal hosts. I didn't mean to sound like I'm the host. |
| 0:24.5 | I just bust and chops. Side kicks or whatever. Yeah, no. I was just having fun with it. |
| 0:28.7 | Until I got to you. I like what you're wearing there, buddy. You got a planet smoothie. |
| 0:33.8 | At a planet smoothie. Fan of the podcast. And for record, I didn't ask for anything. |
| 0:39.5 | I asked for nothing at all. |
| 0:41.4 | He just said, I love the show. |
| 0:43.2 | I think he travels to and from cities trying to open Planet Smoothies amongst other things. |
| 0:50.3 | And he goes, hey, man, check your mail in a few days. |
| 0:52.8 | And, yeah, got us some hoodies and some tumblers. So I appreciate you, Dan. I didn't ask. That's getting out there. Like, I call up an ask. Yeah. What do you think? On whether he asked or not? Yes. I believe him. I could prove it. I could show you the thread if you want. So you started a thread? reached out. He said I could prove it. I could let me show you the thread. So you started a thread. |
| 1:12.9 | We reached out. He said, I enjoy the podcast. One thing led to another. Just kidding, buddy. Tim Combe's also here. |
| 1:18.2 | Hey, I'm your host. Good to see you. Tim is an equal host as well. Seems to be staking claim to a hire office. |
| 1:28.8 | Randy Cash is here. |
| 1:29.7 | Here's our producer. |
| 1:30.6 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:31.1 | He's back. |
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