63: Are You Leaking?

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2020

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Crystal has another sinus infection and Pata Fria’s energy bill has skyrocketed. We need multiple streams of income so try everything, even singing about cats. Don’t shame people for working regular jobs, don’t be a house pirate. Donate your organs and check your pets for wetness.

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0:00.0	Note number one, I fucking hate going to
0:05.0	I'm sick of this show.
0:07.0	I hate her face.
0:08.0	I'm sick of doing this show.
0:10.0	Are we recording yet?
0:14.0	Okay.
0:15.0	What would you do?
0:19.0	Or a clogged I bought a lot.
0:21.0	Probably.
0:22.0	I'm a greedy ass bitch I probably just if there's mint chip inside I'm like you a lot
0:28.0	I get real nasty for if I can clogged I'm right about about. Listen, ice cream is my pretty diet.
0:37.2	I've sucked dick for love potion, so it's like,
0:40.0	for a barrel of it, for a barrel. My. Mm-mm.
0:43.4	My standards are pretty high. I need a barrel.
0:45.4	Not a pint.
0:46.4	What?
0:47.4	Half gallon.
0:48.4	You spend $62 on that.
0:49.8	Then you can get them.
0:50.8	Yeah.
0:51.8	Yeah. Okay, well welcome.
0:55.0	We're here for episode 63 of Hello Dysfunction with Patafria.
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