638 - The Scared Ninja and Sarah
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2021
⏱️ 144 minutes
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Summary
Ouch. Face hurts. (It hurts us too! 🤣)
There are few things that I enjoy more than laughing. Today was a much-needed chat with friends that had me rolling and also proved to me that most of my friends are insane. I’m going to leave the notes space today. I’m tired and really just want to go home and smoke weed and play Madden. See my kid. Have a fantastic weekend, please be safe, and we’ll see you Monday. (Remember…all-new shows!!! We stocked them for Tom’s trip!) Like and sub.
On this week’s show:
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* Seth's Halloween party invite
* Sarah Brokovitch scammed on FB
* The Lint Bandit
* The Scared Ninja
* Poopy pizza rolls
* Seth's old news
* 12 foot skeletons
* Tom teaching Butler how to grift listeners
* Stealing toilets from schools
* Numbing cream
* Last stop to cool dude town
* Travi Rage photography
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Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish.
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| 0:00.0 | If you're looking to buy or sell a house, it's the Bart Merrick team, Bart Merrick Crystal |
| 0:04.3 | Van. |
| 0:04.8 | Especially now, because he's crazy bananas out there. |
| 0:08.6 | It is. |
| 0:09.2 | And you need a realtor and realtors with experience. |
| 0:13.3 | And Bart and Crystal have sold and bought hundreds and hundreds of houses for BDMs alone. |
| 0:20.3 | And they're going to treat you a VIP and |
| 0:22.6 | they know your BDM, a Tom and Dan listener. And many of those houses, I mean, even during the |
| 0:27.5 | pandemic, I mean, we act as if this, it didn't like this as the first day. They've been working, |
| 0:32.6 | you know, through this entire period so they can help you navigate a little bit of the |
| 0:36.4 | extra minutia, for lack of a better |
| 0:38.6 | term that is kind of required during this time. |
| 0:41.1 | Well, just like the housing market, every market changes. |
| 0:44.4 | And so you need a realtor with experience. |
| 0:47.8 | And that's going to help you get the house that you want or sell your house or help you |
| 0:52.6 | with everything. |
| 0:53.9 | Like one of our listeners |
| 0:55.3 | justin did how you doing justin hey guys so one thing i want to make clear to everyone |
| 1:00.8 | if you're not using bart and crystal you need to absolutely need to i've used bart |
| 1:05.8 | actually five years ago when i purchased the house um i used him only he Crystal on, and now the fact you have two people doing this full time, |
| 1:14.5 | the level of detail, the dedication, the way that they handle it really can start to finish. |
| 1:20.1 | I mean, I can't say enough things. |
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