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#635 I didn't know that it was so vile to obey the Ten Commandments.

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

TODAY: Tony Golfs with a Ben Shapiro Guy and conducts a one-man fight against nature when the Earth tries to de-colonize his home

PLUS: Louisiana mandates the Ten Commandments be displayed in public schools so children will finally stop coveting their neighbors’ maidservants

 

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0:00.0

The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.

0:07.0

Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.

0:11.0

So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.

0:18.0

It's not beautiful when you go across that corner. Stay tuned, guys. We'll

0:22.3

show you exactly what it looks like when you're a little. Just with a distance. All there

0:31.0

are remarkable. Take me. I'm Alexander Edward.

0:38.6

And I'm Tony Boswell.

0:40.3

And we are Minion Death Cult.

0:42.2

The world is ending.

0:47.3

Little elementary school heathens are responsible.

0:49.5

And we're documenting it.

0:50.9

What's up, everybody?

0:52.6

Welcome to Minion Death Cult.

0:54.5

Thanks for being here.

0:57.0

Sorry we missed death chat last week.

1:06.1

As you know, Tony is basically a climate refugee at this point, living in the deserts of Southern California.

1:29.8

And nature was actually trying, apparently, from what I've heard, nature was actually trying to decolonize Tony's neighborhood, which led to it, you know, what, infiltrating the air conditioning and sabotaging it to pump hot air into your domicile. And I guess for some reason we're rooting for Tony to, to what, conquer nature. Does that sound right? Is that the way you would describe it?

1:35.5

I just want to, I'm not telling you to root. I know my place. I accept, I understand if I'm not

1:41.3

being rooted for here. That's okay. But I do have to, I do have to fight back as much as my human nature obligate to me to.

1:49.8

But yeah, I felt like I was in a more malicious version of the happening.

1:56.5

The Boganvillea tree outside of my, outside of my house, decided to basically wrap my air conditioner,

2:02.9

which is not an air conditioner.

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