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#634: I just hope that everyone can come together to remember America (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2024

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

TODAY: The Supreme Court rules that a president committing crimes is just dudes hanging out, and we discuss whether this changes anything in our political landscape

ALSO: Nathan’s Hot Dogs bans the vegan met traitor Joey Chestnuts from competing in their hot dog eating contest after the professional eater gets a sponsorship from Impossible Foods. Right before the 4th of July, too

FINALLY: American patriots smother their entire home in a giant American Flag to show how normal it is to support the country. Looks great, folks!

 

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0:00.0

This is great. It's so cool. Yeah, you can see the house behind them covered in a fumigation tent, like an American flag colored fumigate. This is what, this is what they, how they get rid of brain worms. They trap you and your, they convince you and your family to walk into a tented home because it has the American flag on it.

0:23.8

And you guys are like, absolutely.

0:26.3

And then they put poison gas in it.

0:29.2

And when you get lightheaded, you're like, what's going on?

0:31.3

You're like, no, see, that's just, that's just freedom.

0:33.4

That's just, you've never had this pure synthesized freedom.

0:37.0

And now you're, you're under a tent of it.

0:39.2

That's just God and country permeating your brain.

0:41.6

Don't worry about it.

0:42.8

This is so cool.

0:43.7

I've always wanted my house to look like a dead troops coffin.

0:49.4

I didn't even think of it.

0:50.8

That's exactly what it looks like.

0:52.2

It looks like, you know, a, a coffin for a giant. Um, so yeah, let me read from this story because it's, it's pretty

1:03.4

funny. Uh, an American flag is now covering one man's entire home in Walker. It weighs more than

1:08.3

60 pounds. That's not very heavy. Yeah. Ways more than 60 pounds and is 50 feet wide. Homeowner John Beard says it is says it is his family's way to show their patriotism. Again, it's funny. Like I can get why this would be a news story. Oh, this guy did a fucked up thing to his house. I'm fine with that news story. I like that. We had neighbors back in my old house who had a Lakers house.

1:32.0

I'm sure that.

1:32.6

I'm sure that.

1:33.1

I'm sure that made it into the news at some point, you know?

1:36.7

I hope so.

1:37.9

I'm fine with that.

1:38.9

You know, give me that little slice of life or whatever. But then, but when you're like talking to them, so what would you say your

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