#634 - Fiona Cauley

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2026

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Fiona Cauley is a comedian and podcaster known for her many appearances on the show “Kill Tony”. She also hosts her own podcast “Rampin Up”. Fiona joins Theo to talk about what people don’t know about living with a disability, how much Kill Tony has helped her career, and what we can learn from Autistic Barbie. Fiona Cauley: https://www.instagram.com/fionacauley/ ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Rocket Money: Go to http://rocketmoney.com/theo to reach your financial goals faster. Liquid IV: Go to http://liquidiv.com and get 20% off your first order with code THEO at checkout. Valor Recovery: To learn more about Valor Recovery please visit them at https://valorrecoverycoaching.com/ or email them at admin@valorrecoverycoaching.com ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/ Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Andrew https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Here's a question. If you walked into a stash house and found it full of $20 million, how much would you steal?
0:06.8	That's the question Matt Damon and Ben Affleck have to answer in Netflix's new movie, The Rip.
0:13.2	They play a team of Miami cops alongside Tiana Taylor, Stephen Yun,
0:18.3	Catalina Sandino Moreno, Kyle Chandler, and Sasha Kaye, all trying to decide,
0:24.8	are they the good guys or the bad guys? This movie is an edge of your seat thrill ride the
0:30.4	entire time, keeping you guessing till the very end. Don't miss the rip. Watch now only on Netflix.
0:39.3	Today's guest is a comedian and a podcaster.
0:43.0	You may know her from her appearances on Kill Tony.
0:46.3	She has her own podcast called Rampin' Up.
0:49.4	And I'm thankful that she's here today.
0:52.3	Today's guest is Miss Fiona Collie.
1:14.4	Your house is beautiful, by the way.
1:15.8	Oh, thanks.
1:18.1	Yeah, I feel lucky to have a place to live.
1:21.8	I got to get, I think, a new couch or something.
1:24.3	How many times after you sit on a couch you have to get a new one?
1:24.8	That's a thing.
1:27.8	They should put, like, a little counter on the side that kind of goes down.
1:36.8	I like that. It's like the lollipop question. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like how many sits does it take to... Like, oh, you're out and then catapults you out.
1:46.6	Yeah. The springs just activate. Yeah. I like that. No nonsense. Yeah. Yeah, that's what we need now.
1:49.9	It's like, yeah, how many sits does it take to get to the center of your sofa? I would be screwed. Really? Because all I do is sit. Oh, that's true, huh? You're right here.
1:59.3	You're what some people would consider a heavy sitter, huh?
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