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Today's guest is a stand-up comedian. He's a content creator. He has his own podcast called Stiff

Sox and his new tour is happening right now called Alpha Beta Mail. You can go check that out. I'm grateful

for his return. Today's crazy. I'm gonna start poaching. I don't go the fuck, dude. I've got people poach me. Mr. Beast is taking some of my guys. Has he really? Yeah, dude. No way. I'm poaching. Mr. Beast took some of your guys.

Let's start right there.

That's why.

Mr. Beas, well, I mean, he hires just the best of the best. And what he does is he'll like, kind of like, it's not him. It's like people who work under him. Just finding all the best people in the industry. And honestly, I don't blame him. Because I've worked with some people that like, the line on the resume is so strong.

Because you get them in, you're like, this is a very simple thing, the simple edit.

You can do this, right? don't blame him. Because I've worked with some people that like, the whole, the line on the resume is so strong. Because you get them in, you're like, this is a very simple thing,

the simple edit, you can do this, right? Mock this edit and this edit. And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you get it back. And you just want to be like, well, you know what, fuck it. Coloring the lines first. Let me see that.

Spell your name alphabetically first.

Yeah, people will put trap beats and shit to your edits.

But he just takes the best of the best. And like the people in that town, where's, greenville? Greensboro. Maybe it's near ECU, wherever that one is. Okay. And that's a, they got a pirate as a mascot, which 2026, I don't know if you

can do that anymore. Greenville, that's true, dude. But everybody, yeah, Pirate.

Nick Shirley will shove and bust all your mascots. And honestly, after losing a leg, why would you still want to be on a ship? That doesn't seem like a very, like, steady place to be. It's a lot of wobbles going on there.

And I love Mr. Beast.

I'll say that.

He's a good guy,

but he's smart for just taking the best of the best.

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