633 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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0:00.0	I mean because I mean god I know I'm not gonna say this tactfully and then you guys are gonna want to edit this out but
0:09.6	Go for it
0:11.6	Okay
0:41.6	Oh
1:11.6	It's what the less it's we dick jokes get started. No, we're probably trying to disrespect you my house
1:19.4	How's your mom's good likes the burger though house your mom's in the sense kiss a girl
1:23.8	But show how's your mom's in them good?
1:27.0	How's your mom's in them pull up a seat?
1:31.8	Man, how's your mom's in this shit is big time
1:34.5	How's your mom's in the old I know the cover house your mom's in it. I'd be happy to meet for land or hair
1:41.3	Mom's house podcast
1:43.3	Oh
1:58.7	Yeah, my good. That was great. This is trip down memory lane. That's Joe double Wow
2:03.3	He made he made the first like I think fan made song is that right the very first
2:09.4	I think so or at least the one that we played I think because he made another song that was like your mom's house
2:18.1	Like the official song it was like the first time a fan had sent in
2:24.4	You know like a like a fan made song that was you know produced and he wrote saw like lyric specific to the show
2:33.2	Crazy we would play it as I forget as either an intro or closing all the time
2:36.6	Mm-hmm. I wish I could yeah, well, that was awesome. Very terrible. I remember that
2:42.9	That was a good one reminds me of Pizzicato 5
2:46.4	Trinkies
2:49.0	Similar yeah
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