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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

632 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2021

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We were talking about what ruins people's wealth.

0:02.2

And he's like, it's baby mama divorce.

0:04.7

Divorce is the first one.

0:06.4

Men get, you get clean out.

0:08.4

So you and I cannot split.

0:10.2

If you want to keep your money, bro.

0:12.1

This is your sales pitch.

0:14.6

This is my sales pitch on the staying married forever, okay?

0:19.4

This episode of your mom's house is brought to you

0:21.6

by Ship Station.

0:23.2

The holidays are the most wonderful time of year.

0:25.2

But if you're running an online store,

0:26.6

you know they can also be the craziest time of year.

0:28.8

You got inventory to manage orders to fill a growing list

0:31.8

of stressed out customers checking in twice a day,

0:34.4

wondering whether those last minute gifts will arrive

0:36.7

on time with Ship Station, the hassle of shipping out

0:39.6

holiday orders, melts away leaving you with happier

0:41.6

customers, more freedom to run your business

0:43.6

or enjoy some much needed time off.

0:46.1

We love Ship Station because it is such an easy interface

0:49.8

to see what's been ordered, what's been going out.

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