634 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2021

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Tell them what I wrote on my card.
0:02.5	That you were thankful for?
0:03.7	Yeah.
0:04.4	Your big stupid tits?
0:05.6	Ha ha ha ha.
0:08.4	Yeah, I got up to get some pie,
0:10.2	and I came back and somebody wrote on my card.
0:13.4	I'm thankful for my big stupid tits.
0:18.2	Eh.
0:19.2	Welcome, welcome, welcome to your mom's house.
0:30.1	The holidays are the most wonderful time of the year,
0:32.9	but if you're running an online store,
0:35.2	you know they can also be the craziest time of year.
0:38.2	I love ship station because they have helped me save so much time
0:42.3	and money on the items I need to ship.
0:44.6	If you sell anything online,
0:46.4	I don't need to tell you that shipping can be super frustrating.
0:49.5	There are so many carriers and a ton of factors
0:51.4	that go into figuring out the best rate for each order.
0:54.5	Ship station makes shipping the easy part
0:56.4	of running your online store.
0:58.3	You can get back to doing what you're passionate about,
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