That's all I have to say for now.

And the next thing I want to call Mayor Britannia in Hamilton

and tell them that we're going to have to spank the little tiger cats.

Oh, and the last thing was Olivia Gondack.

It says that I wanted to eat her pussy.

I've never said that.

In my life to her, I would never do that.

I'm happily married.

I've got more than enough to eat at home.

Thank you very much. Anything that was true? Oh, I see. So this is just for my own edification. Well, you all couldn't hear that,

but welcome back to Mike Linus. I'm Luke Savage. With me, as always, is my esteemed co-host.

Will Sloan. We were talking a little bit about the editing process of the show because I just want to make it clear this show is not edited there are no ums and us there are no long failed riffs there are no stops and starts there are no problematic remarks that get cut out if this show feels fastpaced and efficient, it's because just off the dome,

baby, no work goes into it. No, there's no edits because the show is scripted. I think we've

said as much on Mike before, right? We're like Jervais and Merchant, right? We get together three

months before each episode. You know, we scripted out. Damn, revealing all the secrets.

Which also, by the way, I mean, I don't feel like we get enough credit for this, but it's also,

by the way, pretty incredible that we're able to discuss global events three months before

they happen because we're so prescient in our predictions.

We know exactly what's going to happen.

We know exactly what all the dumb people, what their dumb tweets are going to be word for word.

And I just feel like people should realize what they're listening to here.

You think this is easy?

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