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The Harland Highway

632 - WALLY the Xmas elf calls in. Celebrity races. Harland buys a tree.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2014

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Wally, Santas #1 elf, takes calls from the children of listeners. Another great race at the Celebrity Races. Harland buys his Xmas tree. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Far who for is down the door is

0:04.5

welcome,

0:07.0

this come this way.

0:08.6

Far who, Far who, Far who, Oh, did it end?

0:15.0

Wow, hey, welcome everybody to Christmas is kicking into gear here at the Harland Highway.

0:21.0

Thank you for being here.

0:23.0

What a show on a show on a show.

0:26.0

You know today, I'll tell you that much, baby.

0:29.0

Great show today.

0:32.0

Oh my God, this is a milestone of a show. We are going to be going to the

0:38.1

Celebrity Racetrack, the Harlan Highway Celebrity Racetrack where we got some incredible celebrities

0:44.8

racing today. Our first lady Michelle Obama. We've got the Grinch that stole

0:51.0

Christmas, Barbara Walters and others racing down the celebrity

0:55.9

racetrack. It's going to be a nail-bitter as it always is. Oh yes. I'm going to talk about I got I finally got my Christmas tree

1:05.9

Gotta talk about that man that that was an adventure for me this year getting the old

1:11.2

X Christmas tree and then also oh my God this is amazing people have been

1:16.6

calling in we're going to be going live on the phone to the North Pole to talk to

1:21.6

Wally the Christmas elf and we're going to be he's going to be listening to your phone messages pavement pounders have their children phone in and ask Wally for presents and all this great stuff and so Wally's going to be here now

1:37.0

warning to the parents Wally's very colorful he's been known to use profanity and some off-color language. So before you let your kids hear this,

1:47.0

make sure they're used to a little truck driver talk. So here we go. It's the Harlan Highway.

1:54.0

You're listening to Harlan Williams.

1:57.0

Harlan, funny step, bro.

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