Ho, ho ho, this is Santa Claus and not, no it's not, it's Harland Claus.

There, yes, is there a Harlan Claus? I don't know.

I think the clause is I'm supposed to shut up and do my podcast okay sorry

hey everybody welcome happy holidays Merry Christmas getting so excited

I'm getting so excited for the festive holidays.

Welcome to the podcast. I am Harland Williams here and we have a wacky wild show today. We're going to be taking some

some phone calls from the pavement pounders that's you guys listening.

We're going to be talking about something a little bit serious. We're going to be talking about kind of guns and the criminal element and people using their cell phones as a badge of courage.

And how annoying that's becoming to me in particular.

I think I've heard that George Michael might be calling in from WAM which I always dread because at this time of year during the holidays he's usually seven tits to the wind drunk.

So and we're going to be playing a Christmas Carol from my buddy Toby Haas

as Rudy Carsoni one of his great funny Christmas girls, all kinds of festive stuff.

It's right here, put on your helmet, it's to Harland Highway.

You're listening to Harlan Williams.

Harlan, funny stuff,

funny stuff. Keep it coming.

How long have you had this job?

Long enough.

He's fine as long as he gets his medication.

He doesn't get his medications.

He's not fine.

Right.

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