Evening, evening, even and all.

The Van Molling you from, free domain swapping out glasses, like a pushing 60 boss.

Oh, let's put on the giant peepers.

Yes, my swaller ones, my swaller ones, my smaller ones, my smaller ones broke.

Oh, they'll be fixed.

They'll be fixed.

So I'm afraid you get the giant

fish tank lenses. So I hope you're having a good night. Hope you're having a wonderful week.

I'm happy to take calls, happy to take questions. Bring them flowing in. Feed the brain,

feed the beast. And I hope you are having a good time. Let's enjoy ourselves tonight and

poke relativism in the eye. What age did you start to need the cheaters? I have, yeah, one eye.

I actually use this in a novel. This eye is not, this eye, this eye is mostly fine.

This eye is a little, little worse. And I guess, what, what age was I? I guess it was about 20 years ago, maybe in early 40s, early 40s. I didn't even really notice them. I actually was just at a, I was at a sharpest drugma up with my wife, and I was just idly playing around with glasses

because she was, you know, doing most of what women do. at a, I was at a sharpest drugma up with my wife and I was just idly playing around with

glasses because she was, you know, doing most of what women do in pharmacies is, is a voodoo,

witchery, mystery that somehow ends up with your life being better. I can't tell you what

happens. She says, rub this on your face and And I'm like, ooh, that's nice.

And she says, you should try this razor and this shaving cream.

I'm like, ooh, that's nice.

So I was just letting her do her mystery voodoo alchemy in the pharmacy.

And I was just like, do-d-dum, oh, I got to put some glasses on.

I'm like, ooh, well, that's quite nice.

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