A long time ago, I decided one of my pandemic projects was going to be to put fiber in the house.

And we talked about this. I think it was like 2020 or something like that. I've been waiting for the fiber update. We all have.

No, this is going to be his like Project Titan announcement. He's like, you know, Project Fiber has been canceled. Everyone is fired.

We've been, we've reassigned all the staff of this project.

I've spent $10 billion on it, but it turns out it's not going to happen.

Go home, everybody.

You're not, you're not far from the truth.

No, um, what had happened was, uh, you know, I found other pandemic projects that I wanted to do.

Um, I replaced, we've talked about this many times, I replaced all these switches in the house with,

instead of the little nubbins that you grab,

Americans know what I'm talking about,

Europeans are like, what?

That's not how I would describe them,

but yes, I think I know what you mean.

So I think it's,

I think the technical term is a toggle switch

instead of a paddle switch,

I believe is what it's called.

You're talking about decora-style switches? Yes, yes, we're saying the same thing.

I switched from the old-school, like, 80s-era, you know, like there's little thing

sticking out of the wall to the thing that's like a flat paddle.

No, you got it wrong, sir, the 80s-era things are the decora switches.

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