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Linoleum Knife

628. Louis Virtel: Wonka, Maestro, May December, Saltburn

Linoleum Knife

Alonso Duralde

Tv & Film

4.8653 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Alonso are joined by the brilliant Louis Virtel to pore over some of the season's most talked-about movies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Bluesky and Facebook, welcome to my Christmas song.

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0:00.0

Oh, look. We're back, only everything's the best.

0:05.0

There we. Yeah, you're here. That's fine.

0:07.0

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0:37.2

A podcast of the cinema.

0:39.0

Hi, we're back.

0:40.3

It's been a while.

0:41.0

It has been.

0:42.1

Although there were moments.

0:45.8

Well, and we sent.

0:47.2

Yes.

0:48.1

We shared a weird truncated versions that were recorded on a card table into your laptop. And next to my little surgery recovery recliner there was that yeah we shared our nancy silverton interview with the world because how could we not that was actually okay the very first time back was the nancy yes episode this past week but it's been a while we've done this this is proper linole podcast yes hi i'm a laudadroly you're dave white and uh we've done this. This is proper movie. Podcast. Yes. Hi, I'm Alonzo Duraldi. You're Dave White. And we are film critics, and this is our show, which we've been doing since 2010. 20. And we're delighted to have with us one of our favorite people on Earth. You know him as the owner of the Internet. That's mine. I take credit for that. Yes, it is his. I'm going to jail soon. His and his alone. The internet is the personal property of Mr. Bertel. He invented it. It's a line from the man who came to dinner that Dave's like they've liked to taunt me with about Christmas. You also know, of course, from Jimmy Kimmel Live and Keep It and so many other places,

1:44.4

Louis Retell, welcome back to this guy.

1:46.4

I'm so thrilled to be back here.

1:47.7

No, first of all, I can't believe the first time I was here was allegedly 2012.

1:51.3

I'm just, you were one of the early people who just wasn't us.

1:58.9

Who wasn't on this show, who like wandered in, yeah. No, it feels like a reunion episode of Gunsmoke or something. Like, Miss Kitty's back. You're the Bert Reynolds. Yes. You've shown early and then went on to do bigger and better things. And I'm writing for this year's Oscars yet again. Oh, yay, that's true. I know. Which I shared on the internet when it was announced at Kimmel Associates. What this really means is that Lewis is writing the Oscars. And you should know, by the way, that behind the scenes, like, I am like playing ball and giving him the jokes he wants to hear. But I am sliding in names occasionally, like references to old speeches, et cetera. And, you know, occasionally, because he himself has a really good memory of pop culture, will go for it. So I'm doing the hard work of being like, oh, what if you brought up Linda Hunt? You know? See, yeah, I'm thinking, I'm seeing a solid five on like Jerry Lewis and Dorothy Malone.

2:52.8

Oh, please. A lot of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:55.6

That's, this is what we expect. It's what we want. It's what we need.

3:27.5

How is your pandemic? How is your strike? It's been that long since we've really gotten to hang out with you. Um, you know what? Actually productive in terms of this podcast. I really sat down and thought, I'm going to do two things during the pandemic. I'm going to work out since there's nothing else to do. And then also watch every movie I've said I even had a vague interest in. And I really caught up on every, like, I got new, I watched like the prime of Miss Gine Brody like 36 times, you know, whatever. Just like things like that. And now, like, I feel like I have far fewer gaps in my knowledge now, really.

3:31.3

I still am actually pretty green when it comes to literally all foreign cinema, I have to say.

3:31.5

Like, I'm pretty, like, American in an Achilles' Heel sort of way when it comes to movies.

3:36.5

But, no, I saw everything.

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